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Randall Mann is an American poet.
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Hum Kahan Ke Sachay Thay is a Pakistani drama television series based on the novel of the same name by Umera Ahmad. Directed by Farooq Rind, the serial is co-produced by Soul Fry Films and MD Productions. It features Mahira Khan, Usman Mukhtar, and Kubra Khan in lead roles. It premiered on 1 August 2021 on Hum TV.
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