George Tsutakawa was an American painter and sculptor best known for his avant-garde bronze fountain designs.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel.","punchline":"You can only use a low ha.","id":403}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?","punchline":"In case he got a hole in one.","id":427}
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