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{"type":"standard","title":"Ariarathes VIII of Cappadocia","displaytitle":"Ariarathes VIII of Cappadocia","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1266634","titles":{"canonical":"Ariarathes_VIII_of_Cappadocia","normalized":"Ariarathes VIII of Cappadocia","display":"Ariarathes VIII of Cappadocia"},"pageid":4653126,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Ariarathes_VIII.jpg/330px-Ariarathes_VIII.jpg","width":320,"height":160},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Ariarathes_VIII.jpg","width":3484,"height":1742},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280491718","tid":"090012db-0122-11f0-8f8a-d89a9e966acf","timestamp":"2025-03-14T22:16:54Z","description":"2nd and 1st-century BC king of Cappadocia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariarathes_VIII_of_Cappadocia","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariarathes_VIII_of_Cappadocia?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariarathes_VIII_of_Cappadocia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ariarathes_VIII_of_Cappadocia"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariarathes_VIII_of_Cappadocia","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ariarathes_VIII_of_Cappadocia","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariarathes_VIII_of_Cappadocia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ariarathes_VIII_of_Cappadocia"}},"extract":"Ariarathes VIII Epiphanes, King of Cappadocia, was the second son of Ariarathes VI of Cappadocia and wife Laodice of Cappadocia. Ariarathes VIII had an older sister called Nysa and an older brother called Ariarathes VII of Cappadocia.","extract_html":"
Ariarathes VIII Epiphanes, King of Cappadocia, was the second son of Ariarathes VI of Cappadocia and wife Laodice of Cappadocia. Ariarathes VIII had an older sister called Nysa and an older brother called Ariarathes VII of Cappadocia.
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